Welcome, welcome,welcome!
What's all this about scamming?
So first of all, can I say thanks for checking my website out, I really appreciate it!
I'm just a guy who loves Warhammer and 40K, and I post videos and do live streams on my YouTube channel about this fantastic hobby!
Over the last few years we have created an amazing community, and as I always say, the best community anyone could wish for. We live for the banter, and my (often) nightly streams truly are fun filled events!
But the Scams?
Over time we have created memes and banter related to the hobby and community, and for some reason, the Scam thing just came about organically, I promise!... (my lawyer says to say: I can neither confirm nor deny... ;-) ) so please take anything scam related on this website as light hearted banter, with a pinch of salt, and in the tongue-and-cheek way it is meant!
We're here to have fun, and if I can make a few people smile and enjoy their day just a little bit more, then I've achieved something worthwhile.
Please join the ride, come and watch a stream or two, and if you like what I do, consider joining the community through Discord by becoming a member on YouTube.
See you on the stream!
The wall of Scams, it's Free Real Estate
Behold, The Wall of Martyrs
This is where the simps mighty are held aloft, their shining presence a beacon to the greys lesser mortals who could only hope to be come as pious as they, displayed and revered so...
...on the wall of Scams Martyrs.
In no particular order... (Biggest simps first)
Inner Circle Seal Holders
Gregory Dillon
Into the fires of battle, unto the anvil of war!
Kahl Me Maybe
Val it’s been a pleasure watching you the last few years since i found you. Cheers to the future!
Wayward Herald
Chapter Master Valrak the true genefather of the Blood Ravens! no matter what he says, the Iron Cage happened
BIGGUS DICKUS
I DEMAND AN APOLOGY VIDEO! THIS IS THE WORST ONLY FANS SITE I'VE EVER SEEN!
Bellum
We remember those scammed by Valrak.
Prince Vultan Hawklord
I came for the scams, I left learning of the great canal pusher, lord of the falling off the roof at least he has Bentley and an NDA much love to you Val.
MAclain Holland
Thanks Valrak for RIGGING the 10th Edition Boxset giveaway so I got it for free and sent to the USA. Gifted Greens for the ultimate SCAM.
Colin The Saiyan
Trust an Ultramarine to handle your Commercial Real Estate needs, Fields@Westmac.com
Marco Polo
I am the knightest knight player and youll kneel before my mighty knight to all who stands before me
gwick
Blessed is the mind too small for scams
Mrs. Bubbles
In the embrace of great Chapter Master Valrak, I am no longer afraid, for with His Drama, Scams and Marbles filled favor, I have become that which I once feared: A Sexy Simp."
Luminaric Steel
Honor and Glory! Greetings from the Radiant Drakes Chapter and Chapter Master Luminairc. Vulkan Lives!
Corey McKemy
There's no way you have the proof that you scammed me out of $20. FOR THE LION!
D Doyle
Honoured member of the Upperhive
Hugo M.
Into the foil of battle, unto the Anvil of Scams!
DreamScape
Can confirm i was scammed, no refund!
Currie
We March For Macragge and we shall know no fear! Thanks for all the fun and banter Valrak!
Rogal Dorn
Can somebody give me a hand please?
VeryUnwise
Gaslight. Gatekeep. God-Emperor
Drim
If we can make it through today, we can make it through tomorrow. Even the smallest of triumphs are worthy of note. For our humanity, for the Chapter, for the Emperor of Mankind!
Corey McKemy
There's no way you have the proof that you scammed me out of $20. FOR THE LION!
Nick
Do you know what a CD is? CDeez nuts
Jason Shafer
Inveniam viam aut faciam. (I will either find a way or I shall nake one.)
Imperial Knight Enjoyer
GLORY TO SHE WHO THRIST!
Games Workshop Legal
Without Prejudice
Warchild
Who?
Captain Settrax
THE FLESH IS WEAK....BUT DEEDS ENDURE
CaptKraken
The Necrons where here.
Joseph G
THE MAN
TNTurbo
May your scams overflow your pockets and your rolls hit the mark! For Dorn and He on Terra!
Zain Haq
Captain Marshal de Boussac,
Discrti dunkwn
He hates me for liking Eldar and Ultramarines. At least I am not an AOS player...or a fifthly gray name. Much love for the Hype you give.
Chris Jones
Pati Virtutem Repugnantes
Roboute Guilliman
This seal is bestowed upon Lieutenant Valrak of the second company of Ultramarines. Courage and Honor brother.
BigWayne
The time for speeches is done.
Ru-Fi-Oh!
Don't ask about Valrak's basement. There's no secret Daemonculaba setup down there.
Protato
The inquisition is watching you through the walls. Walk softly and carry a big gun.
ThePr3t 3nd3r
I came for the banter. Stayed for the foil. But then Peachy got fired.
I am Alpharius
Valraks Only Fans coming soon!
Nathan Cartwright
Crimson fisting my missus
Wigalot
In truth Valrak is a legend with a huge heart and the best community in the 40k universe! Long live the foil and long live the scams!
Sean Kelly
When the armor of your faith is buckled and torn, see in your mind that magnificent hero. Think upon his deeds and be humble, for his like will never walk the galaxy again.
Luke for Russ and the allfarther
I hope the money you make from this goes to your hair transplant
Keith Moore
You’ll never walk alone, Liverpool fc we’ve conquered all of Europe!!!
I am Alpharius
Cough once if you’re safe, 3 times if you’re in danger!
Mrpbondy
For the lion!
GameRiot
I can't wait to receive this Purity Seal
Valrakpushed mygraninthe canal
You’re a legend and thanks for keeping me company while I’m painting
Lukas The Trickster
The only imperial fist who isn't stuck up, Shame about the herpes and and all the scams, enjoy your new Bentley.
Dank Korps of Krieg
Faith our armour, courage our weapon. Let the enemies of the imperium tremble at our coming. For The Emperor.
James Workshop
Dear Mr Valrak,
Gatall91
May all hail the Iron Warriors. Iron Within Iron Without Brothers!!!!
Tomodachi Express
This is the best NFT I've ever bought! Diamond hands to the moon!!!
Neurolictor Thicc Thighs
Thicc Neurolictor Thighs save lives
Captain Dudex
I was there, the day Valrak revealed the scam.
Mr. Morden
What do you want?
Munke
This seal is dedicated to all the people who have fallen victim to Valrak's Scams, Ave Imperator
RBarty
What? I came here for leaks and all I got was this shit purity seal. SCAM!
Badwitch project
Sometimes it's better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness.
Matthew Hipsher
Honored Soldiers of the 3rd Company
Carpet3
Valrak's favourite member. The mightiest of them all. He who Val considers greater than the emperor himself.
Icelace
My grandson Valrak told me this is where I pay my medical bills.
Stoic_PDX
Thank you for what you do. For Dorn.
Grimpo
Hydra Dominatus
Baggies the hero
I’ve done what I must. I’ve become the thing I swore to destroy.
Mandy
Marketing Director Valrak - GW employee of the month
BAD-MNKY
Once more into the breach dear friends once more into the breach
BobH
To my beloved Ha Thi Tran, I will see you soon. Ave Imperator.
Buttbutt
This purity seal has been blessed by the whispers of the Foil. Praise the King in Foil!
Freelancer ASP
Iron Wolves Never Die! They Will Fear The Howl Of Our Engines. For Russ And The Allfather!!!
Rinzler Zero
Mandy
Marketing Director Valrak - GW employee of the month
Zeebee
"Scam today, for tomorrow you may be dead."
Shovel on paint
I was there, the day Valrak leak Dante!
Edwards5013
Rise Chat fight back against Valrak he can’t scam us all.
Ian Curtis
Dark Angels Rule, Imperial Fists Drool!
Ali
Surprise me :)
Roden_ES_1
We must scour them from the stars before they do the same to us.
Magos Andreas
All praise the ebb and flow,
Zahariel
I killed the first Chapter Master Valrak model on the tabletop…
Chris D
In memory of all the voice actors fired along the way to reach this point! No Pity! No Remorse! No Refunds!
Bearded brigand
Only in scams does my duty end
Nuz
He is the one who walks behind you. He is the footsteps at your back. He is the man beside you. Look out! He is all around you. Val-Scamus!
Chief Librarian Mayo Naise
I am Valraks secret source, All I see are scams
Dakka
I have no congregation any more, but I will again. The faithful will come back, thirsty for accounts of how this feat was achieved, and I will have stories waiting for them.
Bert Garg
Love your content Val I wouldn't be into this hobby if it wasn't for you
Rudy Torrez
Crazy? I Was Crazy Once. They Locked Me In A Room. A Rubber Room. A Rubber Room With Rats. And Rats Make Me Crazy.
Limited Time AK
Aka Gunzilla
jkbpainting
IF ARE SHIT
Ghost of Caliban
Loyalty is it's own reward.
Jan Baucke
for Sanguinius because red is simply better than orange!
LordPh0b0s
Knight of the Red Planet. Non-Supporter of Phobos armor. Supporter of the Great Waaaaagh!
Vincent Ristuccia
Never give up, Never surrender, For the Emperor!
Mikah Ward
No Retreat. No Surrender!
Chapter Master Naelar
scam for the scam god
Zakupilot256
Dat Ass!!!
Alex
Alex
Lyall
The First for all eternity
Captlong johnsilva
Ego, capitaneus Silva, vovi sollempniter succedere in missione mea, ut vincat capitulum dominum valrak's vel in conatu mori. Non patiar unum pugnum imperiale vivere
Krugg66
In the name of the Omnissiah, let it be inscribed that Krugg66, unyielding in loyalty, marches alongside Chapter Master Valrak through the crucible of scams and of battle.
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